Going to be busy tonight. I already have a dozen ideas for mixing "If I Never See Your Face Again" and I need it all ready by tomorrow night.
I gotta wonder why half their songs are about crappy relationships. Is someone bitter? Dude, either get over it or reevaluate your strategy. Don't make yourself wonder why this love makes it harder to breathe on Sunday morning.
Ah, I remember my senior prom. Such fond memories. Ran away from home later that week and haven't been back since.
Okay, people! Since you've all seemed to have come down with a sudden case of gender dysphoria, Uncle Mark (or Aunt Mark, or sexually-ambiguous-title Mark, whatever you prefer) is here to help you better understand your new gender.
- The Human Rights Campaign Guide to Coming Out as Transgender
- Gender Public Advocacy Coalition
- Transgender Law and Policy Institute
- PFLAG Transgender Network
- And of course, the Tribeca Film Festival, which is going on until Sunday and always has great queer movies
Oh, and read anything by Leslie Feinberg or Jamison Green. They're all types of awesome.
Now I just need to figure out what the hell to do with this bra. Probably shouldn't keep it in my place because I don't think any, er, visitor would be too thrilled to see it. Could lead to some awkward questions. Maybe I'll hide it in my big box o' hats. Then I can use it to dress up as Chun Li for Halloween next year.
And now my Post It is glaring at me. Yeah, my personal filter must be on vacation or something. I'll shut up and
FITTING YOU WITH WEAPONS IN THE FORM OF WOOOOORDS
I DON'T REALLY CAAAARE
WHICH SIDE WIIIINS
AS LONG AS THE ROOM KEEPS SINGING
THAT'S JUST THE BUSINESS I'M IN YEAH
THIS AIN'T A SCENE IT'S A GODDAMN ARMS RACE!
I am so weird. Who else gets a noblewoman to defend his honor by throwing designer shoes at fanboys? I'm never going to be able to show my face anywhere near that store again, but the image of Medusa grabbing everything in sight with her hair is totally worth it.