x_dj: (should i shave?)
Um, Doug? What's with the sackcloth and ash? Jake Gyllenhaal didn't die too, did he?
x_dj: (trying to explain things with small word)
can't stop crying long enough to hold the shift key and type with capital letters. wanda, can i use my bereavement leave plz
x_dj: (killing you softly with this song bow bo)
It's Monday night and I'm bored. So I cut my hair and pierced my nose. Yes, this is what I do when I have no plans. At least I didn't go out and buy a whole new autumn wardrobe.
x_dj: (bitch plz)
Oh my God, guys. Seriously, grow a pair and get some freaking alcohol tolerance. I am disappointed and ashamed in all of you. Especially you, Doug. I thought better of you.
x_dj: (this pain feels so good)
I am an old man on Thursday. She of the Heavenly Radiance remains ever young, of course. So come party with us.

x_dj: (i love this job)
I gave in and bought "It Won't Be Soon Before Long." Not like it takes much convincing to buy Maroon 5 since they pretty consistently release good pop, and wow this was worth it. I don't even know how to classify it, really. It's like Levine's nasal falsetto is put to a weird combination of new wave, disco, and alternative rock. All at once. My powers don't know how to handle it.

Going to be busy tonight. I already have a dozen ideas for mixing "If I Never See Your Face Again" and I need it all ready by tomorrow night.

I gotta wonder why half their songs are about crappy relationships. Is someone bitter? Dude, either get over it or reevaluate your strategy. Don't make yourself wonder why this love makes it harder to breathe on Sunday morning.
x_dj: (scratching records)
Never seem to get a lot. )

Ba da da da!
x_dj: (Default)
Doug, do what Angie says.
x_dj: (scratching records)
Okay, kiddies. Guess what? Your Miss Moonstar roped me into is paying me hired me to be your DJ for prom this weekend. What I need from you all who are attending (just the students since this is their special night, sorry staff) are suggestions of what you want to hear. I have a good idea of what'll be played, but if anyone has any specific requests, then best to get them in now so I can make sure I have it. And make sure to keep it tasteful. "She Bop" is a great song, but I'm not explaining to a 14 year-old what Cyndi is really singing about.

Ah, I remember my senior prom. Such fond memories. Ran away from home later that week and haven't been back since.
x_dj: (bitchy)

Okay, people! Since you've all seemed to have come down with a sudden case of gender dysphoria, Uncle Mark (or Aunt Mark, or sexually-ambiguous-title Mark, whatever you prefer) is here to help you better understand your new gender. 

Oh, and read anything by Leslie Feinberg or Jamison Green. They're all types of awesome.

x_dj: (what's that?)
Hai, guyz. We're back. Did you miss us?

Yeah, I'm totally going to start vetoing any international consulting gigs we get. I always seem to get the worst travel accommodations.
x_dj: (chillaxin')
No falsies today. The gag ran its course and now it's time to just let it quietly go to rest. Sorry, Pete. I'll wear something revealing tomorrow to make up for it, 'kay?

Now I just need to figure out what the hell to do with this bra. Probably shouldn't keep it in my place because I don't think any, er, visitor would be too thrilled to see it. Could lead to some awkward questions. Maybe I'll hide it in my big box o' hats. Then I can use it to dress up as Chun Li for Halloween next year.
x_dj: (bongo bongo bongo!)
Yo, Sarah! More belly dancing lessons tonight. And this time I'll have the, er, assets we thought of last week. Thank you to everyone who donated to the cause.
x_dj: (dance dance but not revolution)
Guess what I signed up to do today? Come on, guess.

You know, this medium totally destroys any ability to generate suspense.

I'm taking belly dancing lessons tonight. Hey, if Shakira can teach Beyonce, then I can learn, too. (And maybe this will make my next trip to Syria go a bit more smoothly.)
x_dj: (Default)
DOUG! FEDEX IS HERE! THEY HAVE OUR FIBER OPTICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 GET DOWN HERE SO WE CAN PLAY, PLZ.

. . . Why does it look like my little goat mood icon is peeing in excitement?
x_dj: (this pain feels so good)
Hahaha, Overheard in NYC:

Guy on PA: Hey, Mark, could you do me a favor? Just put it in, please? Yeah, I need you to put it in right now. Thanks, Mark!

--PATH


You'd think I'd remember that >.>
x_dj: (bongo bongo bongo!)
People, people, people. You really want to show those fucks who's boss? Get your asses down to Silver tonight. And I'm not just saying that because I want your money and/or your undying adoration. (Although I'll happily take that, too. With gusto, even.) These shit heads want us to kill baseline humans because they're oh em gee teh evilz and mutants are so cool. What a better kick in the nuts than to spend a night with the people you're "supposed" to hate the most? Hook up with a human and that's an even bigger kick.

And now my Post It is glaring at me. Yeah, my personal filter must be on vacation or something. I'll shut up and play Bejeweled get to work now.
x_dj: (you're making a mistake)
I work with a bunch of humorless killjoys :(

Next time it'll be Panic! at the Disco. Or worse, My Chemical Romance.
x_dj: (Default)
I AM AN ARMS DEALER
FITTING YOU WITH WEAPONS IN THE FORM OF WOOOOORDS
I DON'T REALLY CAAAARE
WHICH SIDE WIIIINS
AS LONG AS THE ROOM KEEPS SINGING
THAT'S JUST THE BUSINESS I'M IN YEAH

THIS AIN'T A SCENE IT'S A GODDAMN ARMS RACE!

Edit: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! An imp just took a dump on my desk. Ew ew ew.
x_dj: (bongo bongo bongo!)
I haven't decided what I want my CW drama to be called yet. "The DJ" is too boring, and "Supernatural" is already taken. I was thinking "Isn't He So?" but this is CW, not Bravo.

I am so weird. Who else gets a noblewoman to defend his honor by throwing designer shoes at fanboys? I'm never going to be able to show my face anywhere near that store again, but the image of Medusa grabbing everything in sight with her hair is totally worth it.
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