Take a look at my neck. It's very much white. (Kind of olive, actually. Got some good Italian blood in me.) But not red. Ergo, no boxed wine.

I've only had the pleasure of meeting Amanda, Wanda, Remy, Betsy, and Sarah. Amanda CC'd me in an e-mail last week, but I don't remember who replied. So maybe I do know people.

Mmm, coffee, yes please. Where do we keep the Bailey's?