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[x_dj]

Oh God. I have even worse news. You better sit down and center yourself before you read the next line. Okay, ready?

*deep breath* Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are also getting a divorce.

Pardon me, I need to find sackcloth and ash.

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[xp_daytripper]

After two kids as fast as she had them? Hate to break the news, mate, but that figure's not coming back without some major reconstructive work.

And stop looking at me like that. I had to read something besides medical journals during all those shifts watching over Coma Patient of the Week in the mansion medlab, so Clarice's magazines it was.